An anthropomorphic heart goes up to a guy and says "you're under arrest". The next panel, he's on the ground.
Idk if my scanner works so I'm holding off on drawing the comic.
At an NRA meeting. A speaker goes up to the podium and says "if anyone wants to put their gun into storage, speak now or forever hold your piece".
I'm not sure if fo' sho' is short for "for short" or "for shore", but I like to think that people are being overly nautical.
I wonder if I should have another blog just for wordplay. It seems a lot of my material is just that.