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Mostly thoughts from a time before I began to change myself.
But I'm changing that.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Another dream day. Less interesting

Something. Then older dreams part one

So I discussed how the best ideas one can conceive naturally have to come from within oneself. It works the same way good dreams appeal specifically to  the person dreaming them. To obtain one's absolute favorite story, or favorite song, one has to make it. A friend of mine had the rebuttal that the place that people get their ideas is from experiencing others' works. Which is true, though again, everyone is filtering all of this through their own "lens" of perception, and rearranging it as they see fit to make it best/most appealing to them.

(not all the time, but that's sort of what stories and music are, at least plenty of it. Rearranged things, ideas, melodies, that were heard before)

Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream...

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Some ideas.

What if there were a religion of consumerism? The main holidays would be Black Friday, and Advent/Christmas. So basically it would be about the same as plenty religions because people feast and get together on Thanksgiving and Christmas, and everyone shops on/between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

(A friend of mine said Black Friday, then Boxing Day, then Valentine's would be the 3 biggest days)

What if someone made an advertisement that was the length of a music video, and looked something like it? So it would play pretty much during the whole break and would cost a lot of money, but I bet people would be more interested in watching it.

Friday, December 17, 2010

So I'm probably going to start drawing my "comics" instead. Here is one of the concepts because they won't be made until New Year's probably. 2 jokes, too.

An anthropomorphic heart goes up to a guy and says "you're under arrest". The next panel, he's on the ground.

Idk if my scanner works so I'm holding off on drawing the comic.

At an NRA meeting. A speaker goes up to the podium and says "if anyone wants to put their gun into storage, speak now or forever hold your piece".

I'm not sure if fo' sho' is short for "for short" or "for shore", but I like to think that people are being overly nautical.

I wonder if I should have another blog just for wordplay. It seems a lot of my material is just that.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Puns. I won't tag it as humor, hehe

So I make a fair amount of puns. I decided to start documenting them, or at least some of them. So here we go, first pun post.

I was at Christkindlmarket today. It's a mainly outdoor event, and it's cold here. So there's a warming tent, set up with a warm intent.

I was talking to a friend of mine, and she mentioned that she's sharing a German class with another friend of mine. I asked if a third friend of mine was also going to be in that class. (he's gay) She said "no, he couldn't fit it in". [to his schedule] I said "oh... that's unlike him".

When we were leaving the place, my gps had us make a lot of left turns. A friend of mine said it was "too much left". So I said "that's not a bad thing. That just means there's more for everyone else".

A few things I've considered.

What if sex offenders used the sex offender registry as a dating site?

What if there was a Dexter of sex offenders? [I guess he would be Sexter]
(for those of you unfamiliar with Dexter, he's a serial killer who kills serial killers)

So I visited a guy's house. He had a lot of blades. I thought to myself, that's sort of interesting.
 (sword of)