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Mostly thoughts from a time before I began to change myself.
But I'm changing that.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Puns I have read

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I just didn't have the time.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalepeno business.

What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
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16 comments:

  1. OverthinkerFebruary 3, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    I love these!
    Puns are the best.
    Thank you for sharing.

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  2. LesFebruary 3, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    I just had a puneurysm

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2011 at 7:02 PM

    Lol some funny material you got here man

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  4. ComeShotFebruary 3, 2011 at 8:16 PM

    LOL these are good, good stuff man.

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  5. FangFebruary 4, 2011 at 12:06 AM

    Love the mustard and ketchup one :3 Gotta love those kind of puns, for sure

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2011 at 12:17 AM

    Who doesn't love a good pun?

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  7. DBtG5February 4, 2011 at 5:30 AM

    Time Flies Like an Arrow can have like six distinct meanings.

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  8. rego87February 4, 2011 at 7:15 AM

    Haha, if you like a good pun search for the comedian Tim Vine. He does a standup set of non stop puns.

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  9. tyroneFebruary 4, 2011 at 7:57 AM

    lmao these are funny.

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2011 at 8:01 AM

    Do these puns work as pick up lines?

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  11. RoseFebruary 4, 2011 at 8:54 AM

    had to fire my massage therapist. she rubbed me the wrong way

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  12. RedHeadRobFebruary 4, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    I love doing puns when I can't think of anything to do.

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  13. Arek SałataFebruary 4, 2011 at 1:21 PM

    Several bad puns later...

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  14. Gamerman's Gaming BlogFebruary 4, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    Hahaha, love the watch one.

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  15. ShutterbugFebruary 5, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    Puns are fun! :)

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  16. PANDA.JPGFebruary 8, 2011 at 1:37 AM

    XD These are quite witty. :3

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