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Mostly thoughts from a time before I began to change myself.
But I'm changing that.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Puns I have read

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I just didn't have the time.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalepeno business.

What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.


  1. I love these!
    Puns are the best.
    Thank you for sharing.

  2. Lol some funny material you got here man

  3. LOL these are good, good stuff man.

  4. Love the mustard and ketchup one :3 Gotta love those kind of puns, for sure

  5. Who doesn't love a good pun?

  6. Time Flies Like an Arrow can have like six distinct meanings.

  7. Haha, if you like a good pun search for the comedian Tim Vine. He does a standup set of non stop puns.

  8. Do these puns work as pick up lines?

  9. had to fire my massage therapist. she rubbed me the wrong way

  10. I love doing puns when I can't think of anything to do.