I was going to look for my missing watch, but I just didn't have the time.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalepeno business.
What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.