[a dog that lives here. I pushed him a bit with my foot a bit so he'd leave the kitchen before putting on my shoes to let the other dog in. (he doesn't run but she does so she needs to be leashed and she got stuck on something)
He was back in the kitchen, so]
I kicked off my shoe lightly to land on him and shooed him away again.
That's more wordplay than pun, but pretty good nonetheless.
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